Costume envy is a serious issue for the superheroine community. In addition to their commitment to making our world a better place, these brave ladies devote time and effort to make their presence unique and memorable, and we should thank them for their fashion sense as well as their civic dedication. Unfortunately, some people take their appreciation a step too far: attacking our stalwart defenders through underhanded means in order to render them unconscious and steal their costumes from them.
We need to do our part to make sure superheroines don't have to suffer such humiliation. Won't you please consider making a generous donation to your local chapter of CEASE* and help stamp out the threat of costume envy? For the price of a cup of coffee, you could ensure that a young crimefighter needn't wonder what she's going to wear on her next patrol.
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The preceding message is in no way endorsed or supported by Beddy-Bye Chloroform. While we are thorough